Pay me, Feed me

I have problems, give me money,

Help me, Help me, make sure that I have plenty.

Life’s getting tougher all the time,

Pay me, Feed me, while I make this rhyme.

I lost all hope, give me dignity and respect,

Pay me, Feed me, while I smoke, What did you expect?

I’m in a rut, there’s no jobs out there

Pay me, Feed me, “LOOK MAN, I’m in despair!”

Let me think about that job over this beer,

Pay me, Feed me, what’s your fear?

It’s not my fault, the whole world is after me

Pay me, Feed me, STOP YOUR ANIMOSITY!

It’s been a year, I guess there’s no hope

Pay me, Feed me, Look I’m just in a slope.

Forget the slope, I have no fear!

Pay me, Feed me, give me my cigarettes and beer!

I asked for help, so you paid me, and fed me

However now I’m in Chains, so set ME free!